Tuesday, February 05, 2002

I now have a new blog, so as to no longer disturb my friends. Spoilers for Silence of the Lambs, and Red Dragon (books and movies).

Sunday, February 03, 2002

JERRY JERRY JERRY...

"Mom, I'm Marrying Your Man"

Trisha is sleeping with her mom's bf.

Audience: BRIDAL WHORE BRIDAL WHORE!

::boggles:: She's been sleeping with him since she was 13, now she's 18.

Trisha: My mom is so stupid, Jerry, I'm telling ya-- Jerry: Tell me! [sits down]

Trisha looks forty. Says she's 18. I bet she never gets carded.

The bf: Yeah, she was 13, okay, yeah, check this out, wouldn't you like to be with a 13 year old? Jerry: Nooo!!

Jerry: That is very sick. We'll be back. [commercial signal]

[---story change---]

Bear is sleeping with this guy's fiance. Bear is female.

Regina, the fiance.

Bear looks a bit like Jodie Foster...

[---story change---]

Kevin's cousin ran off with his gf.

Steve's giving Kevin a shoulder massage:p Audience: STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE!

[---Q&A---]

Nothing very interesting, except a woman telling Regina off for saying she loves Bear, but picking the guy anyway.

[---Final Thought---]

"Till next time, take care of yourself... and eachother."

[---Steve's Corner---]

With Bear.

Steve gave Bear two women from the audience, Storm and Bev. Bear says her heart belongs to Regina;)