Mark is sleeping with his daughter's boyfriend.
The daughter: What the hell?! What the hell, dad, that's my boyfriend?!!
Audience: YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK! Mark: Innat the point??
Daughter: Why would you do that?? Mark: That's the way it is. Jerry: Nah... not really... very few dads would do that to their daughter...
Shannon, the daughter.
Chris, the bf.
Chris: It was a mistake! Shannon: It was a mistake?! It was a mistake?! What, did you *accidentally* sleep with him?!
Chris keeps saying he was curious. Jerry: Let's say you were curious... what didn't you find out the first time that you had to go back the second...? Audience: JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!
Bruce is developing a taste for younger women.
He's sleeping with the friend of his girlfriend's daughter.
Bruce: There's only three people since I've grown pubic hair who have seen me cry. Audience: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Bruce: Ohh, you cry, yeah! I don't! It's the way I was raised, whaddya expect? Richard: [sound; crybaby sound]
Tamera, the gf, is not happy.
Jessica, the new girl.
Jessica looks a bit like Soleil Moon Frye...
::laughs hysterically:: The audience got Jessica to shot them her tits... so Jerry showed them his;> They all cheered and stood up.
[After much, much indecipherable screaming from Tamera and Jessica.] Jerry: Okay... what is this story about? Oh, yeah...
Jessica threw her dress into the audience.
Billy is gay, and he's here to tell his gf that.
What the hell? I leave the room to get Lenny (one of my cats) out of the trash, I walk back in, and the audience is chanting 'OSAMA BIN LADEN OSAMA BIN LADEN'... *Why?*
Now they're chanting USA USA USA...
::gigglers:: Jerry: So a year ago, you find out you're gay... what, did someone mail you something?
Dakota, the gf. She refuses to believe it.
Audience: SIT DOWN SIT DOWN! Billy: GO BACK HOME GO BACK HOME! Audience: SIT DOWN SIT DOWN! Billy: GO BACK HOME GO BACK HOME GO BACK HOME!
Shawn, Billy's bf.
Billy's trying to touch Steve, Steve isn't letting him;)
Dakota: [to Shawn] Who you s'posta be, huh? You sposta be Cletus or something??
((::laughs hysterically:: He *does* look like a Cletus.))
::laughs:: Richard started playing the song, and lots of audience people got onstage to squaredance...
Julie is a lesbians. The audience loves her.
She's here to tell her gf's bf to back off.
David, the gf's bf.
::blinkblink:: David's wearing makeip.
Selina, the gf.
Well, that was boring.
Audience women flashed the audience. Jerry went on to another audience woman and said, "Okay, top that!";)
"It does not matter."
"Till next time, take care of yourselves... aaand eachother."
[---Todd walking down hall with Mark---]
::laughs:: Todd: We got some cute guys working on the show--the security guys-- Mark: Jerry's alright...