A bloopers show earlier had a blooper from early Springer--before this incarnation of the stage. A guy was moving his chair around and managed to fall off the back of the then-stage;)
JERRY JERRY JERRY...
Jerry: Angie's simple church wedding when our cameras showed up.
She decided she can't talk about it, and walked off stage.
SpringerCam, at the church. A guy burst in and said the bride is sleeping with her sister.
SpringerCam, the groom is wearing sunglasses. On his head.
SpringerCam, their father: Girls? Is this true? Them: Yes, sir, it is. Him: You will go to hell for that, girls!
Adam, the guy who burst into the wedding.
Rev what's his face is in the audience.
Adam is the sister's gf.
Audience & Adam: INCEST WHORE INCEST WHORE INCEST WHORE! Jerry: Not on our show!
Jacklyn, the sister. She told Adam so that he would break up the wedding, so Angie wouldn't marry the guy.
Angie: Our relationship is TERMINATED!
Angie's ex is screaming so loud he's starting to sound like Courtney Cox.
Him: YOUR OWN SISTER! YOUR *YOUNGER* SISTER!
((Umm... would it make any difference if she was her older sister?))
::blinks:: Angie said "dagblamed"...
Jerry: [to the audience; mocking the guests' accents] Y'all jes' pipe down!
Adam: [to Angie] I can smell it!
(("I see. I myself cannot." Cool points if you get the reference.))
Joe says he's torn between two brides.
Joe: I've been trying to get Miranda, my girlfriend, to marry me for a year now, and she kept puttin' me off, puttin' me off... so I found myself someone else to marry. Jerry: And you had to get married... the year was almost up...
Mary, the new gf. The way they weren't saying "she" at all, I figured it would be a guy...
Miranda: Whore! Jerry: [about Mary] She can't be a whore, she's dressed in white!
Jerry: If you've just joined us, we're in the middle of what appears to be a wedding ceremony...
Whoa. Suddenly a woman is onstage, telling Joe that she is Linda and she is Mary's lover.
Mary: I love him! Linda: You told me you love me!! Joe: YOU LOVE ME?? SO WHEN THE HELL WAS YOU GONNA TELL ME ABOUT THIS?!
Linda looks like a cross between Melissa Etheridge and whoever plays Margo Hughes on As the World Turns. In the face.
Food fight again. Dave got hit in the face with a pie plate, he got the coolest angry look on his face.
One of the stage cameras has food on it...
They're playing the hotter than hell song, and Jerry's singing along;)
Irish audience guy. Wearing a bright orange 5.
Audience woman with an accent *almost* as thick as the ones in Fargo. Richard made the boing sound at her.
Audience woman: [to Angie] You been sleepin' witchyer sister, and thass how long it's gonna take you to burn in hell, you bitch slut!
The overhead camera thing is wearing a wedding veil;)
"Till next time, take care of yourself, and eachother."
[---Steve walking down hall with Angie---]
Angie says she'll never sleep with her sister anymore.
Steve doesn't understand how it even gets to the point where siblings sleep together.
Steve: I'm all for it, two women can be together, y'know, I'm all for it...