::bounces away to program her VCR to record 12 hours of CourtTV's Thanksgiving Day Homicide Marathon. I'm getting up sometime between 8:30-9am, to catch the first episode before going to my gramma's. Ha. I usually wake up sometime between 11am-3pm...
JERRY JERRY JERRY...
Why is Jerry never sitting in the red JERRY chair backstage?
Nikki's husband won't let her come to his house, where he's living with his mistress.
SpringerCam, Nikki's standing outside the house with a megaphone shouting "Billy! Billy! Come outta there!"
SpringerCam, Nikki: MY HUSBAND LIVES WITH A WHORE [over and over]
The audience is chanting it, too;)
SpringerCam, Nikki's drawn and audience and has them chanting "WHORE WHORE WHORE!"
SpringerCam, the crowd chanted 'JERRY JERRY JERRY' then went back to WHORE WHORE WHORE, with a car horn honking with them. Heheh.
SpringerCam, a drunk guy is trying to tell Nikki to be happy and not bother with this guy any more.
SpringerCam, drunk guy: [into megaphone] BILLY! BRING YOUR WHORE OUT HERE! YOU BASTARD! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
SpringerCam, Nikki is reading the National Enquirer, with something about Oprah on the front...
Helen, the mistress.
Nikki is being evil and lunging at Steve. Audience: STEVE STEVE STEVE!
Whoa, I think they knocked Steve down... Audience: TAKE IT EASY STEVE TAKE IT EASY STEVE!
Jerry: Watch this. [to Jimmy] Why don't you take his place? [makes Steve sit down] Todd, get him some cocoa.
Audience: YOU'RE A WHORE YOU'RE A WHORE YOU'RE A WHORE! Jerry: Hey, who are you talking to? I'm just askin' questions-- Audience: JERRY'S A WHORE JERRY'S A WHORE JERRY'S A WHORE! Jerry: My mother would be very proud...
Richard: [hands Jerry a mug] Jerry: Hold on, lemme get this... this is for Steve. [carries it to Steve]
Steve's got makeup on his shoulder. The guests shouldn't wear so much makeup... it rubs off on the security guys so often...
Steve is now covered by a blanket, and surrounded by hot girls. Heh.
Jerry: Y'okay? Steve: [grins wildly] I'm doin' great, now.
Billy may be shorter than *me.* (my id says 5') Audience: MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET!
Billy must've called Jerry 'Steve', cos Jerry just handed the show over to Steve and sat down with the chicks and the blanket and the cocoa.
Steve: Now, really, what're you doin' here? You're married to this woman, you're livin' with this one. Billy: I'm tryin' to get along-- Jerry: [stands up] YOU'RE A HO!! [Jimmy escorts Jerry out of the studio] Steve: Get that troublemaker outta here!
Steve: [as Jimmy and Al break up a fight] This is easy! When y'don't have to break up the fights...
Jerry's sitting backstage with two girls who are feeding him bottled water.
Steve: In all honesty, this is your wife, why would you cheat on her? Billy: *Because.*
((Is that a reason?))
Steve: We'll be back! [signals for break]
Aww, Steve's back at his post:(
Greg wants his ex-fiance back.
The ex's new bf is a truck driver.
Audience guy: KEEP ON TRUCKIN'!!! Audience: KEEP ON TRUCKIN' KEEP ON TRUCKIN' KEEP ON TRUCKIN'!
Tara, the ex.
Rick, the truck driver.
Whoaaa, Greg got past Steve, jumped over a chair, and went for Rick. Steve still caught him;)
Jerry: Sharon says her sister let her move in four months ago and now she's moving in on her sister's boyfriend.
Yolanda, the sister.
Yolanda very calmly sat back, then stood up and went toward Sharon when Sharon said she was sleeping with Yolanda's bf...
Yolanda went just outside the stage to lean her head against the brick for a moment.
Yolanda is screaming at Jerry! Jerry fumbled his card and ran into the audience... Jerry: [giggling, to an audience person] You got my back, okay? I'm not meant for this...
Jerry: Okay, here he is, here's Jizzy. ((Me: [pause] Here's who?))
Jerry: I tell ya, our security're droppin' like flies! Richard: [grins at him and picks up his red phone, speaks into it; I wish he had a mic...]
Audience guy: What I don't understand is, why are we calling all these women whores? I mean, even whores have class!
"Till next time, take care of yourself, aand eachother."
[---Steve sitting backstage with Jimmy and Al---]
Steve: I'm goin' home and soakin' in the jacuzzi for hours. Al: Can we come, too? [they all complain about how taxing security is] Todd: [bounces in happily and jumps up and down] Hey, guys! Wasn't it great?? Steve: [glares up at him] Oh, yeah. It was great. [he and Al and Jimmy leap on him and knock him down] How's that for great, huh??