They're discussing the airlines' loss of money. Jerry doesn't seem nervous, which seems unusual--he's usually nervous on such shows.
Bill Maher did the bunny-ears-hands-quotes thing. I hate that.
Jerry: When you're going to kill someone because they don't believe in your religion, that's what's wrong.
Jerry: I say we go get bin Laden and put him on my show! Joel Mowbray: How would he get on your show? It's not like he's a midget bisexual... [something I didn't catch] Jerry: Well, you don't know what he's wearing under those robes.
Maher is complaining that our president saying "God bless" might inflame the terrorists. Jerry: Somebody who's on the side of the terrorists may be pissed off and I don't care!
JERRY JERRY JERRY...
Rikki says he needs to come clean about his secret affair.
He's cheating on his wife.
With a man.
He says he's bi.
Belinda, the wife: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GAY!! [stupid yellow ZOW! graphic]
Rikki: A guy gives me what I want! Jerry: [backs up against the wall, grins, walks back toward Rikki] What is it that you want? Richard: [sends out a poing sound]
Belinda: You don't take me out! Rikki: Belind, yes I do! I take you out every time we go out!
Rikki: I'm not allowed to go out and have fun... you go out and have fun. Belinda: I didn't go out and have fun and turn gay.
Manuel, the bf.
Audience: YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK! Rikki: I suck?? Jerry: That's how he got in trouble...
Rikki can take out his top teeth;p
Audience: [a few people] STEVE STEVE STEVE... [a few more people] STEVE STEVE STEVE... [most of audience] STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE!
Rikki: Yes I am. 99.9% fairy.
Manuel is with somebody else:p Rikki is not happy.
Ha! It's a girl. She's not happy, either;)
Charles says he couldn't keep his hands off his neighbour's woman.
He didn't know the woman was dating the neighbour.
Jerry: Now this girl, I imagine she's a real good lookin' woman? Richard: [barnyard sound] Charles: Yeah, yeah, yeah... Richard: [continues the sound]
Max, the guy.
Charles says he has over a thousand children, via a sperm bank.
Charles and Max both sound like they may very well be from Kentucky... I should move:p
Jerry, on the sperm bank thing: Well... I guess our show's gonna be goin' on for years...
Sue, the gf. She's wearing a squaredancing dress with giant white polka dots onnit... she came out and kissed both of them.
She says she buckdances.
Audience wants to see her dance, so Richard's playing the song he always plays. Jerry's mouthing it;) "If thing's ever get any worse..."
Charles is going to sing a song for Sue... "How do yuh say goodbye to an angel, and slowly walk away?"
Sue wants Max. Max says "We'll see."
Charles is singing the last verse of his song, and Todd had the clapping-in-time audience stand up.
Renelle's bf of seven years has suddenly disappeared.
Renelle says her bf doesn't know whether he wants to be with a man or a woman.
Shunda? The bf? Whatever the name, he's a transvestite now.
Jerry: I think the confusion's over...
Richard: [mooo sound]
Jerry: [to Shonda] Why'd you cheat on her? Renelle: Hos do things like that.
Shonda's bf is onstage now, Renelle is screaming at him.
Jerry: How long have you been with him? Shonda: Two months. Renelle: [sarcastically] Two months... whoa, that is so much stability in your life, honey.
The bf has a gf. Or... another transvestite, I'm having trouble telling. Which is unusual for me.
Jerry: Wait, wait, wait... [is ignored] Hey hey hey... [holds up his card] Hi, I'm Jerry Springer.
Ah, the new gf is a guy. Okay.
Jerry: [to Shonda's bf] You seem pretty confused. Do you know where you are?
Someone just said, "You are the weakest link, goodbye!" :p
Ack, I missed the Q&A cos I was taking my dog outside:(
"Till next time, take care of yourself, aand eachother."
[---Steve standing in hall with Charles---]
Steve asked Charles to make up a song about the show... so he did:
"Oh yes, Steve, you are the star of the show... even though everybody else has a great big part... don't forget this guy called Jerry Springer... I really enjoyed the show!"