"It's a Pimp's World"
Rodeshia says she made the worst mistake of her life.
She wants to tell her pimp that she wants to stop being a hooker.
Charles, the pimp.
Jerry: Hey, hey, hey. Charles: *What?* You got a problem with me?? Jerry: Yeah.
Jerry: [of Charles' jacket] Right now there's a cheap motel without a curtain.
Charles: She got more ass than a team o' donkeys!
Charles: [to Rodeshia] Every time a man walks by your legs fly open like a mouse trap!
((Fly open like a... mouse trap?))
Charles: Who got the kids Ninja Turtles for Christmas?!
((*What?* This is 2001, not 1992.))
Jerry: [to Charles] You're an embarrassment to anybody who happens to be white.
Jerry: [to Charles] She's quittin', you better get that through your head.
Charles says he lost two uncles in WWII so he could do whatever he wants:p Jerry said there was a war before that that got rid of slavery.
Audience woman: [to Charles] With the money she's makin' you, why don't you get your teeth fixed and get a face lift?
Scott says he got a male and female for the price of one.
He's here to tell his gf he's been sleeping with a transexual prostitute.
Jerry: How did this come about? You woke up one morning and said "ahh! I need a transexual."?
Scott's gf is *not happy.* Not in the slightest.
The gf went backstage, Scott followed, Steve followed them. Jerry: [cheerfully] Let's do the show back here! [follows them]
Nautica, the tranvestite.
A fake Steve is pimping his nephew out.
His sister doesn't know this.
The sister isn't happy.
The fake Steve says he'd pimp his sister out before he'd allow his sister to pimp his daughter out...:p
Jerry: [to the nephew] You know what, this is just a tv show, but you're really ruining your life.
There's a bizarre audience guy in a bright orange shirt with pinky-orange candy floss hair.
An audience woman who looks a lot like a friend of mine stood up and lectured Charles at length. Jerry gave her his mic and his Jerry Springer Show card, then said, "Come up here [onstage], it's your show." She stood over Charles while Steve held him down, yelling at him more. It was so cool:p And she said, "My breasts are bigger than your [beep; fuckin'] ego!"
Jerry: Well, she pretty much made you look like a fool... Charles: No she didn't!
((No, she didn't. You didn't need her help.))
"Till next time, take care of yourself... aand eachother."
[---Steve walking down hall with Charles---]
Charles thinks he looks wonderful.
He says he's "not at liberty" to tell Steve how many girls he has working for him:p