"Wild Sex Stories"
Springer was delayed, presumably because of a base- or football game, and a voiceover just said "And now back to our regularly scheduled programming, already in progress..."
TJ sleeps with too many hookers, and his gf is not happy.
She... she's taken her clothes off and is walking on a treadmill. Onstage.
Audience: REDNECK LOSER REDNECK LOSER REDNECK LOSER!
Andrea, the gf.
Andrea says she's gonna stay on the treadmill for the whole show.
Irish audience guy...
Audience woman: [to a mother and daughter incest whoring team] Me and every other audience in here wish you would stop swingin' your flabby ass!
Irish audience woman... the audience had Andrea kiss her;)
Why there was a Q&A in the middle of the episode, I don't know.
Tammy's here to strip naked and have sex with a woman.
She wants to have sex with her brother's gf.
Whoa... the brother came out crying. He's not yelling or anything, just crying.
Barry, the brother.
Paige, the gf. She looks like Lumia from LEXX.
::laughs:: Jerry sat down on the stage to talk to an old woman in the audience, so she wouldn't have to watch Tammy and Paige.
Audience: FOURSOME WITH JERRY FOURSOME WITH JERRY FOURSOME WITH JERRY! Jerry: I'm sorry, I'm already committed. [kisses the old woman's hand]
Barry: [to Paige] You don't understand, dude... Jerry: Not a dude.
Andrea's still treadmilling...
Sandra says it broke her heart when her son became her daughter.
Sandra: Hi, Jerry. Jerry: Hi.
Sandra: A couple days ago, I went down the street that everybody calls... the Ho Track... Jerry: Yeah, I know where that is. Audience: [laughs]
Niya, the son. Sandra says it's Stephen. Audience: STTEEEEEEEEEEEVE!
Jerry: I won't call him Niya.
Oooooo, he's *good.*
Sandra *burned* all of Stephen/Niya's things... how could she?
Andrea's treadmilling backstage, now.
Audience woman: Me an' my friend want to know if I could give Steve a hug and if she could give Todd a hug, pleeease?
Andrea's still on the treadmill.
Steve doesn't want to be hugged by Niya;)
Audience guy: Hey, girl on the treadmill, don't you worry about what he says, you look good any way you wanna be.
"Good luck to you, Andrea..."
"Take care of yourself, aaand eachother."
Steve is there with the old woman; I didn't catch her name:(
She says she watches Springer every day.
She had fun:)
Steve: Whaddya like about the Jerry Springer Show? Her: Well... at my age... everything looks different.