I've got a puppy sitting next to me, and she looked up and listened to the opening chants;)
"Feisty Women Face Off"
Tracy's sister is sleeping with Tracy's husband.
Tracy: My sister is a hunnert percent bitch!
Tracy has her sister's name tattooed just above her breast, because they used to be best friends.
Tracy: I'm from Alabama, I've never seen snow before, and when I saw them together, I just snapped.
SpringerCam, they're fighting in front of the studio... Tracy, the sister, and the husband... and it is snowing. "455" is on some building in the background...
Toni, the sister. She has the same tattoo above her breast, presumably with "Tracy" on it.
Steve made Toni put her chair back where the chairs normally go, instead of closer to the audience. Toni: Do I got to, Steve? Steve: Yeah, you do. [moves the chair]
Audience person: WHORE! Toni: [pause] You prob'ly are, too!
((Oh, good comeback.))
Brian, the husband.
Jerry: [creeps out onstage]
Tracy: [holds up a shoe] I'm'on'throw this shoe at'er! [A security guy takes the shoe from her]
Brian: The... situation... with the children is as much to blame my fault as...
Oh, she's spelled Traci...
Brian: Lemme get this correct...
Brian: I don't see where the trust is gonna come from again...
((Brian talks funny.))
Traci: [to Jimmy] You too big, I can't fight you!
Whoa, maniacal laughter from the audience.
What? What?! Brian asked Toni to marry her, and she said no. She's back stage and talking to Jerry. She said, "*Why?* *Why* would he ask me to marry him? He's married to my sister!"
Elayna's bf cheated on her with the town whore.
Jerry: Just, for my own information, what town is this?
SpringerCam, Elayna and her bf fighting in the skating rink:p They knocked the cameraperson over...
Audience: TOWN WHORE TOWN WHORE TOWN WHORE!
Ah, she's spelled Alena.
Jessica, the town whore.
Josh, the bf.
What? Josh says he's been cheating through the whole two-year relationship with Alena, and *Jessica* walks offstage, crying.
Helen, who looks about a hundred and ten, says her grandson met a whore.
Helen: She ain't nothin' but an ol' bitchin' whore and I'm'on' whip her ass.
Lisha? Alisha? The whore.
Heh, Jerry is holding Helen back;)
Johnny, the grandson.
Audience woman: My question is for the girl in black and the sister and the... whatever you call him... Several audience members: Boyfriend.
Audience guy: Hey, this is the only show where I know I can come see some *ignorance.* You all *dumb.* Especially *you,* you're *stupid!*
Toni: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! Jerry: What, what, what?
"Love is the source of the greatest pain and the greatest joy..."
"Take care of yourself, aaand eachother."
[---Steve walking down hall with Helen---]
Helen: I wanted to hit'em. Steve: I know, but we can't let you hit her...