And happy late-birthday, kottori, and thanks!:)
What a surprise.
I didn't see the whole show, because I was falling asleep.
This is last night's show, so Sept. 5.
Jerry started out with a little speech about couples who have kept it a
secret from their partners about their gender-bending tendencies. Something
Then he said, "I gotta tell you, when you bend your gender, that can hurt."
Brett is here to tell his girlfriend of a year that he's a woman.
Here's Shannon. Shannon doesn't take the news well. ("I'm gonna fuckin'
kill you!") Charges at him (her).
Jerry kept asking how she didn't notice he was a woman. After all, they
were together a year. She said, "He wouldn't let me touch him."
He said he handcuffed her to the headboard so she couldn't touch him.
Vanessa says there's more to her than just another pretty face. She has two
secrets to tell her boyfriend.
"One is, I'm a prostitute. The other is, I'm a man."
The audience seems abnormally shocked.
Okay, why don't we meet him. James, welcome to the show. (James is a huge
James is shocked at the news she's a prostitute.
Jerry: Don't sweat the prostitute stuff.
James: Why didn't you tell me?
Vanessa: Well, you didn't ask me at first and later it didn't seem
Jerry: Oh, yeah, those are the first 2 questions you ask when you meet a
girl--are you a prostitute, and, by the way, are you a man?
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY...
The audience loved that.
That's all I have. I was sleepy.
This being a guest host on a blog is fun!