Oh, yay. A guestbook entry:) Hallo, Jennifer.
JERRY JERRY JERRY...
Whoa, Jerry's wearing a bright blue shirt.
"My Fiancee's a Cheater"
Tim's gf is cheating.
Tim: ...but today I'm here on your show, and I know that can't be good...
I declare that Tim isn't allowed to be named Tim.
Tim: The only people I see get married on your show is midgets. Jerry: Well, how tall are you?
SpringerCam, the gf yelling at Tim's cousin to stop coming to her club
::laughs at a Miss Cleo
commercial:: "His dysfunction from his family when he was a child was extreme."
Mike, the cousin.
Nicole, the gf. She's too pretty to be on Springer.
There's a guy with an eyepatch, in the audience!
Tim says poh-leece. I love that.
Nicole: [to Mike] You. Stay. Away!
Jerry: You told the poh-leece to go away?
Jerry: I don't wanna stand too close...
Anthony's gf is cheating on him with his friend.
Anthony has yet to make a grammatical error; is he a true Springer guest?
SpringerCam, in a subway; there are three panels on the wall that say "it's?.", "...", and "It's".
Whoa, someone in the audience has a Madonna piercing. Or is that Medusa? The upper-lip/cheek beautymark piercing.
Walter, the new guy. He has cool hair.
Walter: If you kiss this girl's *ear* her legs fly open! Jerry: Why don't you try that, Todd?
Walter: She's like a bitch in heat, tryin' to have her puppies under someone else's porch!
Tim: I did cheat on her, it was a one time thing, it was an accident. ((Me: What?? Where'd you mean to put it? Her purse?)) Jerry: It was an accident? What, did you trip?
Pregnant audience chick: This is for Steve, I want you to rub my belly while I rub your head. [So he does.] Jerry: [standing with an audience guy] Uh, Steve, if you'd just rub his belly-- The guy: I don'play dat.
While I turned away to type "[---Final Thought---]", Jann reported that they showed a closeup of the guy with the eyepatch.
"Take care of yourself, aaand eachother."
[---Tim walking down hall with Nicole, Steve walking behind them---]