The guy with the medals...
"Fiery Sex Secrets"
Leon is cheating on his gf.
Leon is sleeping with his gf's aunt.
Jerry: Well, she's been watchin' backstage... Leon: [looks shocked] Oh [beep; shit].
Jerry: [about Leon's gf's dress, which is barely there] I've been wondering where my napkin went.
Heheheheheheheh, the gf says the aunt--Tina--is a man:> The look on Leon's face is priceless.
Penny, the gf.
Leon: What kinda freak show are you runnin' in this family??
Leon: I've never been with a man before... Jerry: Yes you have.
Jerry: If two men are having a romantic relationship, that's gay! Or at least jovial...
Jerry: Two guys that are having oral sex are probably gay!!
Ew. Gary is here to tell his gf that he's sleeping with his brother.
Gary says he's not gay. But he's been sleeping with his brother for five years.
Jerry can't seem to make him understand that *that* is gay...
Here's the brother... Audience: LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER!
Jerry: [to the brothers] Don't you think this is a bit strange? Gary's gf: Hell yes it's strange!
Audience: INCEST LOSER INCEST LOSER INCEST LOSER!
::laughs at a promo:: Jerry: In the ten years we've been doing this show, you are the sickest man we've seen.
The brother: What we done is wrong, I'm in love with someone else. Kim: I think you're made for eachother.
Cinnamon, the brother's gf, is not happy.
Jerry: So we've seen our last kiss? ((Me: You wanna see another one, Jerry? Lyn: Yeah, [quoting Homicide] this interests you? Obviously Jerry likes to watch, I mean, look what kinda show he has...))
Daniel is a woman, I think.
Audience: [to Jerry] TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF! Jerry: [according to Lyn, Jerry pulls up his shirt, showing skin; my response was, "Jerry has skin??"]
Tiger, Daniel's gf.
Daniel's dancing, taking off his clothes.
Jerry: [commenting on the change on the stage] Here's your--did people throw that?
Well, nothing was said about Daniel being a woman. But I still say he was.
Joanna is cheating on her bf with his brother.
There's a very aggressive woman in the audience, keeps standing up and pointing and screaming. It's funny. I think she's wearing an Aries necklace...
The brother is named Jerry. He's not allowed.
"Do you have a bizarre, sexy job? If so, call us at 1-800-96-JERRY."
The audience told the agressive lady to go to Oprah. I wouldn't have risked that. And her necklace looks like a 7, instead of an Aries symbol. I dunno.
"It's fair to assume none of us are perfect..."
"Take care of yourself, aaand eachother."
[---Daniel trying to teach Todd and other security guys how to dance Chippendale---]