Nathan has been paying his downstairs neighbour's wife to have sex with him.
Jerry: So it's not a trailerpark? Nathan: No, it's an apartment complex. Jerry: Upstairs, downstairs... okay, see, just wanna show, people come from all over, on our show...
Tary, the husband. Well, closed captioning says it's Tary.
Jessica, the wife.
Audience: YOU'RE A WHORE YOU'RE A WHORE YOU'RE A WHORE!
Richard's talking on a phone... a regular, landline, red telephone. Weird.
Tary: All I have to do is snap your fingers... Audience: [snaps their fingers]
Tary: You tell me all this in front of a million people? Jerry: [turns to the audience and holds up his hand] I'm gon' have to ask alla you not to tell anyone else.
Nathan: It takes two to tangle!
((Tangle! Ha! I love it!))
Jessica says "Tary" the way Juliette Lewis says "Early." And anyone who gets that reference gets cool points.
Audience: SHUT UP NATHAN SHUT UP NATHAN SHUT UP NATHAN! Nathan: [looks at audience] Oh, Shut. Up.
My mom: JERRY JERRY JERRY!
Rosemary's husband is cheating on her.
My mom thinks Rosemary looks like Gillian Anderson only fat. And she kinda does.
::blinks:: The woman he's cheating with looks just like Rosemary.
Shane, the guy, and Jennifer, the one he's cheating with.
Jennifer is pregnant.
Audience: SHUT UP WHORE SHUT UP WHORE SHUT UP WHORE!
Shane: [turns to the audience] Hey, I'm on the show, I'll talk!
Shane: You look in your dictionaries, look up 'whore', both their pictures will be on the page! Jerry: See, people on our show have dictionaries...
Jerry: [quiets stage and audience, pauses] Five seconds, that's good.
Whoa, there's a blonde woman sitting where Richard's supposed to be sitting.
Susan is in love with her friend, who is a security guard for a trailerpark.
Jerry: You said his name is Steve? Susan: Yeah. Jerry: And he's a security guard? He's not our Steve, is he? Audience: STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE! Jerry: I tell ya, if Steve's out watchin' a trailer park while he's supposed to be here, there'll be hell to pay...
Jerry: [to the other woman] Your outfit matches my shoes.
Me: [trying to understand something the fake Steve said] We had sex but we didn't have sex? Lyn: Yeah, Clinton style. TV: Jerry: Was this a presidential thing?
Audience guy wearing amazing wristbands...
Audience woman: I'd like to say that not everybody with a southern accent is as stupid as these people... Audience: LONG LIVE THE SOUTH LONG LIVE THE SOUTH LONG LIVE THE SOUTH!
Audience guy: This is the worst thing I've ever seen... YOUR SHOW ROCKS, JERRY!
VO promo guy: Detach yourself from proper society and come join us.
"Till next time, take care of yourself, aaand eachother."
[---Todd walking down hall with Nathan---]