Todd: Welcome to a special edition of Steeeve's Corner! Heeeere's Steeeeeeve!
"Best of Springer Cam"
First guest, Selina Santos, one of the producers.
They're showing her favourite SpringerCam moment...
Todd wants Selina to find out how much the hooker they just showed on SpringerCam charges...
Carrie, another producer.
Steve: [to Todd; laughing] You're such a moron. Todd: That is cor*rect,* sir!
Carrie's favourite is the Thanksgiving Day Disaster. I think I have it archived here somewhere...
Steve says Carrie broke her shoe and had to fix it with tape, just before she came out...
Michelle, yet another producer.
Steve keeps throwing his pencils into the audience--umm, into the chairs, rather, there is no audience--and Todd keeps retrieving them.
Michelle's favourite is this woman being followed around by one of her bfs, singing to her.
Gina, co-ordinating producer.
Todd said, "You are cor*rect*, shuuuh!" Then he burst out laughing.
Gina kissed Steve on the head and left a big lipstick print. Steve: Do I got lips on my head?
SpringerCam, woman, yelling outside a house: MY HUSBAND LIVES WITH A WHORE, MY HUSBAND LIVES WITH A WHORE, MY HUSBAND LIVES WITH A WHORE!
SpringerCam, same woman: Hey, lady! My husband's in there with a whore!
SpringerCam, she's collected some people to chant 'whore whore whore whore' and 'jerry jerry jerry jerry' and even a car to honk along with the chanting. And a drunk is explaining to her that it's stupid to stand there and want the guy back.
Steve accused the drunk of being Todd's dad;)
Todd's wearing dark sunglasses and pretending to be Ray Charles.
Marta, next producer.
Steve: And look, she doesn't have tape on her shoes, either.
Todd's massaging Marta's temples. Todd: Innat grooovy?
Todd followed Marta backstage, to try to continue the massage;)
There're a few people in the audience now...
Steve: How many producers have we done now? Todd: For the record, I haven't done any! How many have you done? Steve: I meant clips. I definitely haven't done our next producer... Tooobyyyy...
So, Toby comes out. His leg is in a splint...
Toby: You're in this clip, you came down to rescue this girl from an evil hairy man.
Steve threw a pencil into the audience, almost hit a woman, and she yelled 'motherfucker!' at him;)
SpringerCam, Guy: What'd you do, bring Big Bad Jerry Springer?? Woman: No, I brought Big Bad Steve!
SpringerCam, Steve in a leather jacket!
Wow, that rocked. Steve screaming at this guy and rescuing the girl. It was great;)
Steve: [throws a pencil at two girls in the audience] Todd: You gotta love it when we've only got two groupies in the audience...
Todd: Heyyy. [wiggles his finger at Steve] Steve: Todd's Magic Finger! Todd: Pull my finger. Steve: [reaches] No, we can't do that here. [pulls back]
New guy, security guy? Says they couldn't find Dave, so he's sitting in. He hasn't got his shoes, says he gave them to Carrie.
Ah, Jimmy, I think he is.
Arg, my tv cut back to CourtTV real fast, before the end of the show:p
::laughs:: Steve, Todd, and Jimmy are all throwing pencils at the girls in the audience. The girls are squealing and running away;)