Heheh, the Warning comes on, makes the noise. My dad: What the hell is that?
There was a little green dot on one of the camera lenses...
Jerry: Hiiii, nice to see ya, yeah, hi! Lemme getcha a drink...
Sunshine's bf treats her horrible.
Sunshine took off her clothes and the security guys are letting her go around the audience and hug people... and she hugged Jerry, and then Steve. Audience: STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE!
Sunshine: Fat women are beautiful! [Someone plays the mooo soundeffect.]
Hehehehe, my dad: This is sickening.
He keeps complaining about it, but he keeps watching. Like watching a car wreck? Hehehe...
Sunshine's bf: Cover her up, she's makin' me sick!
Connie's "bitch of a sister" is sleeping with Connie's husband.
Jerry: When did you sister start sleeping with your husband? Connie: I have no idea, really, when it started, but I have an idea.
Jerry: Why do you stay with him if he's sleeping with your sister? Connie: Because I love him. Audience: Awwwwwwwwww.
SpringerCam, Connie: I will give them an ass whoopin' from hell!
SpringerCam, she caught them in a car, an old not-very-good car with a big dented in place. She's having the car towed. The bf: Hey, don't scratch my car!! Audience: [laughs]
Connie: [about her sister] She's a whore. She'll sleep with anybody. Jerry: Wellll, then we wanna meet her. Here's Hope.
Connie: How could you do this to me?? Hope: Do what? Connie: Sleep with my husband! Hope: I haven't done nothin' wrong!
Hope: My youngest daughter might be his! Connie: The one I'm raisin'?!
Hope: Look how sexy I am, and look at you! Audience: YOU'RE NOT SEXY YOU'RE NOT SEXY YOU'RE NOT SEXY YOU'RE NOT SEXY!
The husband: [yelling at the booing audience] I'm a grown man, I'll do what I want, when I want!
((I bet his mother said things like 'when you're grown up you can do what you want, while you're under my roof, you do what I want'))
Audience: [to the husband] WHERE'S YOUR TEETH? WHERE'S YOUR TEETH? WHERE'S YOUR TEETH?
Audience: LOOOOOOSSSSSEEEEERRRRRR!! The husband: I'm not a loser, I'm a winner!
Connie: If you didn't love me, I would not have been able to have that baby!
Connie: You're a sorry son of a bitch! The husband: No, I am a real man!
Audience: YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK! The husband: I do not suck! I am the man!
--Missed a few minutes because I had to take my dog outside, *and* because my dad is attempting to make the remote control devices that it doesn't really want to control--
Looks like this woman is cheating on her bf with his cousin.
Umm. The new guy's name is Hambone. Audience: HAMBONE HAMBONE HAMBONE HAMBONE!
--Ah, my parents have left now, so my dad won't be interupting the tv's transmission:p--
Hambone, who does indeed look like someone named Hambone, showed off his big belly. Audience: SEXY SEXY SEXY SEXY! Jerry: Lotta meet on dem bones...
Steve was holding Hambone back. Audience: STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE! HAMBONE HAMBONE HAMBONE HAMBONE!
Audience chick: This question is for Steve, last year when I was here before, I asked you for your shirt and you said you would give it to me next time, so where's your shirt? [Sunshine unbuttons Steve's shirt and the girl comes and gets it, and hugs Steve.] Audience: STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE!
Jerry: [to another wuaidnece chick] As I understand it, the last time you were here, you asked for Todd's pants? Her: Yyyeahh, Toddd!! Sunshine: [runs up to Todd and tries to unzip his jeans; Steve holds him down and another security guy holds his legs, the sound guy chants at the audience to chant 'TODD SUCKS TODD SUCKS TODD SUCKS TODD SUCKS!]
Whoa, a stage guy called a black audience guy 'boy', and they blanked it...
Audience guy: Hambone, you're my role model, man! Sunshine, my dad would like a hug. Sunshine: [runs up and gives him a hug, then goes around to audience to hug other people] Audience: GIVE JERRY A HUG GIVE JERRY A HUG GIVE JERRY A HUG! [Jerry allows this to happen. Sunshine goes back onstage and high-fives Steve as she passes him.]
Sunshine's doing a little dance to the theme...
"Till next time, take care of yourself, aand eachother."
He's got Sunshine there.
Steve and Sunshine want to know why Todd wouldn't take off his pants, Todd says it's because he's wearing these--he pulls down his pants and shows off blue silk panties. Sunshine likes them.