"Honey, How Could You?"
Audience: WE WANT THE TRUTH WE WANT THE TRUTH WE WANT THE TRUTH Jerry: I'm sorry, you're on the wrong show. Truth? What, on our show?
Jennifer: I can tell by being here that something is seriously goin' on...
Jennifer's bf is cheating on her with a man called Raphael.
---I would like to take a break from this note-taking to say that I officially designate Hostess Minimuffins, preferably blueberry flavour, as proper Springer-watching food---
The bf: Say hi to Jerry. Raphael: [turns to the SpringerCam and waves] Hi, Jerry.
Everett, the bf.
Jennifer: He loves having sex with woman! How can he be gay?! Jerry: [long pause; looks up] Uhh... [audience makes noises]
Jerry: Everett, welcome to the show, nice shirt. [The shirt is a very strange leopard print with a leopard face in the middle. It is not nice.]
Audience: YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK! Jerry: Hoaa! He's not denying it! Audience: [bursts into laughter] JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!
Everett: What would you do, in my position, Jerry? Jerry: I'm befuddled. We'll be back. [retreats]
Everett: I'm suprised she didn't pick up a chair and throw it at me! Jerry: She would've, but there's no fighting on our show. [Audience laughs.] Jerry: [grins at the audience] Remember? It's a show about truth...
Everett: I always knew that there was something different about me, but I never could put my finger on it-- Jennifer: You couldn't put your finger on it?? Jerry: Well... I think you did...
Steve's breaking up a fight between Raphael and Jennifer, Everett said something about, "This beautiful bald man next to me."
Jerry: [getting serious] First question, did you just brush up against Steve? Raphael: [nods] Audience: STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE!!! Raphael: [points and leers at Steve] I saw the back of those jeans, Steve.
That, umm, was referencing Everett saying he fell in love with Raphael when Raphael brushed up against him.
Everett's proposing to Raphael. Jennifer lunged at them, Steve stopped her. Raphael: Keep that psycho back!
Everett: Steve, you're the witness! Audience: STEEEVE, STEVE!
Everett: When his arms are wrapped around me, I love him. Being carressed by him is almost as good as being wrapped around a bald man. [something I didn't catch because I burst out laughing], Steve? Jerry: [obviously wanting him to say it again, to embarrass Steve] As good as being wrapped around a what?
Jerry's letting random audience people ask questions. I like impromptu Q&As.
Steve's playing with Everett's tossed-aside leopard shirt, waving it in front of the camera:)
Renee is here to tell her bf's long-time gf to back off.
The gf thinks Renee and the bf are cousins:>
She doesn't care that the bf is still sleeping with his other gf.
Takai, the other gf.
Jerry: You know eachother, right? Takai: Yeah, thass my boyfriend's cousin. Audience: [snickers]
Takai called Renee a crab. Jerry: Well, we've met surf, let's meet turf...
The bf: Get this out of my face, Steve!
Jerry's leaning against Renee's chair and the bf's chair, thass unusual.
The bf started flailing around and Jerry did his nervous card-clutching thing and looked all worried;)
Everett: Jerry? Jerry: [turns back to the stage] Yes? Everett: I got a question, can I rub Steve's head? Steve: [leaps up and runs, gets caught by Everett, who rubs his head and kisses his neck; Steve tries to get someone else to sit next to Everett, but no one will, so he sits and leans far to the other side]]
Audience guy: I noticed Steve wasn't runnin' very fast, I wanna know if he's hiding a bra under there? Everett: [attempts to find out] Steve: [pulls away] Jerry: These stories have a way of just building...
Two audience chicks coming to rub Steve's head, Steve's happy again;)
Soon as the segment was over, Steve got up and stood behind the chairs instead of sitting next to Everett;)
"If we treat relationships like we're the only ones in it, eventually, we will be..."
[---Steve walking down hall with Everett and Raphael---]
::snickers:: He's giving them Todd's number:>