"Scorned Lovers Get Revenge"
Geraldine says she makes her bf's breakfast and bought him a car and a house. Jerry says she sounds like a good catch.
She's throwing away her bf's police scanner. He's not a police.
She's having his car torn apart by an amazing car-picking-up machine. There's a Springer bumpersticker on the car...
Promo. Guy: He's gay, honey! G-A-Y!
Steve just put something in his pocket.
The bf: Jerry, would you wanna walk through the mall with this woman on your arm? Jerry: [shrugs]
The bf: Lemme tell ya somethin', woman! That well went dry years ago! Jerry: Maybe it needs a new drill.
The bf has a large belly. Him: I got this from the Waffle House! Audience: WAFFLE HOUSE WAFFLE HOUSE WAFFLE HOUSE! Jerry: Eating the Waffle House? Or *at* the Waffle House?
Geraldine: You skanky ass bitch!
Audience: [to the skanky ass bitch] ANOREXIC ANOREXIC! Her: Kiss my anorexic ass!
Jerry's doing muscle man poses... Audience: SUPER JERRY SUPER JERRY SUPER JERRY!
Michael says his wife is sleeping with his brother, who he only met a month ago.
Donny, the brother.
Donny: I will swear on my grave... [That the wife started it.]
Michael: Know what's funny, Jerry? Jerry: W-what? Michael: [long pause] How could it happen? Jerry: [much longer pause, while various people in the audience express various noises of confusion] Wuh... well... y-y-yeah, that's funny. Well... it happened... [turns to Donny] because you didn't care that he was your brother...
Michael: Out of the gracious of my heart...
Donny wants "to step out of the relationship"... Audience: [to Shelly, the gf] YOU GOT PLAYED YOU GOT PLAYED YOU GOT PLAYED!
Michael: [to Donny] I don't want diddleysquat to do with you.
Donny doesn't want Shelly, and Michael doesn't want Shelly.
Jerry: So... where are you? Shelly: [shrugs] Right where I should be, I guess. Audience: ON THE CORNER ON THE CORNER ON THE CORNER ON THE CORNER! Shelly: [to the audience; annoyed] Yeah, and you should be there too.
This woman's boyfriend is sleeping with her cousin.
Jerry made fun of her accent.
They've taken the SpringerCam to a *camper.* A camper in the middle of a trailerpark.
::laughs:: She duct-taped a "Whores on Board" sign to the back of the camper, hooked it up to her pick-up, and drove it away.
She's driving through the trailerpark, honking the horn and shouting 'look at these cheatin' bastards!' People standing alongside the drive chanted 'WHORES ON BOARD WHORE ON BOARD WHORES ON BOARD' and the Springer audience joined in:)
He says he's cheating on her cos he can't have sex with a pregnant woman.
He wants her back, though.
Donny has a very odd mark above one eye.
Someone should turn back to Jerry, offer him the mic, and say, 'You wanna ask a question?'
Audience: EAT MORE WAFFLES EAT MORE WAFFLES EAT MORE WAFFLES!
Audience: SHARE THE WAFFLES!
Audience lady: This is to Geraldine, what you did was [something good], we need more empowered women like you. Audience: GO TO THE VIEW GO TO THE VIEW GO TO THE VIEW!
"Till next time, take care of yourself, aand eachother."
[---Steve walking down hall with the waffle guy and his gf---]
She says she'll feed Steve.