"Unusual Secret Lovers"
Jerry: [to the cheering audience] If I'd know you were this nice, I'd've been here sooner.
Kershawn needs to find out her boyfriend's secret.
Her bf: [to his lover] Hi. It: [looks at the camera] What's this? Him: It's the SpringerCam. It: Oh. Hi, Jerry, hi, Steve.
It is very large, black, and male. Kershawn is black, too, but the guy is white.
Kirshawn, says the popup.
Mabel, the it. Transvestite.
Audience: YOU'RE A MAN YOU'RE A MAN YOU'RE A MAN! Jerry: Yes I am.
Jerry: You haven't been in England, have you? Mabel: Excuse me? Jerry: No, I mean... why are you sleeping with him?
Mabel: He is gay! From head to toe! From head to toe, he is gay!
"Up Stage Left", written on the wall. Backstage. Jerry, Kirshawn, and the bf are all standing backstage.
Jerry: [looks bored with Kirshawn and the bf arguing; looks at camera, signals for break] We'll be back.
Jerry looked rather intently at the gag on his mic and brushed something off it.
Stacy is here to tell her bf she's been having "sexual relations" with her sister for a while now.
Jerry: So you're okay with the fact that she's bisexual, but just--not-- Jeremy: [grins at him] Jerry: [grins and looks at the audience] He can't stop grinning when he thinks of that. Audience: THREESOME THREESOME THREESOME!
Their mother is shocked:>
Her: They've never been able to stand eachother!! Jerry: They got over that...
She called Stacy a "trollop". The audience laughed and chanted "TROLLOP TROLLOP INCEST TROLLOP INCEST TROLLOP!!"
Their mother, looking at Jeremy: I can *see* maybe he's not enough man for you, but gaaaah!
Woman: ...been cheatin' on me with my free-en [friend]. Jerry: With your free-en? Her: Yeah. Audience: [laughs]
Steve: [to one of the woman] Watch your language.
Woman: She's nothin' but a streetwalkin' whore! Audience: STREETWALKIN' WHORE STREETWALKIN' WHORE STREETWALKIN' WHORE!
One of the onstage camera guys' camera is a Sony... well, if one is, I assume they all are.
Him: [points at the friend] That right there is a mistake! Her: It was not a mistake! The wife: That right there is a whore!! Her: I am not a whore!
Jammy... this guy's name is Jammy.
Jammy keeps looking at the audience like they're all aliens or something... they told him to kiss his wife's feet and he stared blankly at them like they all grew two heads. Or had one big head between them. Which kinda seems likely...
Audience: SHUT UP LOSER SHUT UP LOSER SHUT UP LOSER!
Audience chick: Can I rub Steve's head? Jerry: [waves her onstage] Her: [goes up and rubs Steve's head] Jerry: [to another audience chick] Would you like to rub Steve's head? Her: No, actually, can I hug Steve? I'd be honoured? Audience: KISSIMONNALIPS KISSIMONNALIPS! Steve: [stands up, rubs his lips against his hand exageratedly, and meets her at the edge of the stage, hugs her, she kisses his cheek]
The very slow zoom they do doing the FT bothers me.
Jerry: Except in the most extreme of circumstances, we get treated exactly as we allow ourselves to be.
"Till next time, take care of yourself, aaand eachother."
Talking to Mabel... Steve says it was disturbing to see Mabel and her guy in the tub together.