This chick is sleeping with her own sister.
Audience: LESBIAN WHORE LESBIAN WHORE LESBIAN WHORE! Her: None o' you all hafta look at me!
Jerry: You're a lesbian, you have the crowd with you.
Jerry: You don't have to have sex with your *sister,* have sex with someone else! We'll get you someone else! Audience: INCEST WITH JERRY INCEST WITH INCEST WITH JERRY!
Her: [to her gf] My sister *completes* me! Jerry: Let's see the completion, bring her out!
Audience: INCEST WHORE INCEST WHORE INCEST WHORE!
Jerry: [to the audience] Okay, is everyone okay? [retreats into the audience]
Audience: FOURSOME WITH JERRY FOURSOME WITH JERRY! Jerry: They already got... they already got four. Audience: FIVESOME WITH JERRY FIVESOME WITH JERRY!
The sisters started their affair at a fetish club...
Gf: She's your *own blood!* First sister: Do I look like a care?
Gf: It's immoral! First sister: It's no more immoral than us being lesbians. Jerry: [disagrees, can't remember his words]
The sisters were making out, so the gf went backstage. Jerry's talking to her... got her to come back to the stage.
Jerry: Meet Ken. Ken says women just can't resist his animal magnetism. [long pause] Where are you magnets? Ken: Right here. [Audience laughs, Jerry kinda chuckles.]
::blinks:: Ken has 'white trash' tattooed on his big beer belly. Audience: WHITE TRASH WHITE TRASH WE LOVE WHITE TRASH WE LOVE WHITE TRASH WHITE TRASH WHITE TRASH WHITE TRASH Jerry: It's a good thing you have that tattoo or I might not have known.
Jerry: [to one of Ken's gfs] Why were you open to bringing another woman into the house? Ken: Because I make her leeegs shake, Jerry! Audience: LET'S SEE LET'S SEE LET'S SEE!
Ken: [forcing his one gf down to the other one] Give her a kiss! Give her a kiss! Audience: GIVE HER A KISS GIVE HER A KISS GIVE HER A KISS!
Jerry: [to the gfs] Neither of you have any self-respect? Ken: They got plenty of self-respect, Jerry, but it's all pointed at me!
Um, this woman says that if her husband doesn't leave his mistress, she's leaving him. If he does leave his mistress, she's leaving him. Um, so why's she on the show?
Jerry doesn't get it, either.
Audience: [to the mistress] PREGNANT WHORE PREGNANT WHORE PREGNANT WHORE! Steve: [to the pregnant whore] Calm down, calm down, you're pregnant. Have a seat. Jerry: Have a seat, you're pregnant.
Guy: Well, Jerry... a lot of hard thinkin'... Audience: [laughs] Jerry: That doesn't happen on our show...
Mistress: [to the girl] Yer ass is grass, when you get home!!
Husband: If I didn't wanna be with you, I wouldn't've married you. Wife: You wouldn't've slept with her in the first place! Husband: Yeah, well, I'm a dog. Ruff.
One of the lesbian sisters went to sit on an audience guy because he called her fat...
The audience is chanting something that is getting beeped;p
"Till next time, take care of yourself, and eachother."
[---Steve walking down hall with lesbians sisters---]
He's boggling at them for sleeping together... telling them it's wrong.
And telling Dave and... Jimmy or whatever his name is, another security guy, not to sleep together... they grabbed him and suggested a threesome;)