Wednesday, August 14, 2002

BookCrossing - Home - FREE YOUR BOOKS!

Note that says 'free your books', not 'free books'.

Tuesday, August 13, 2002

I BELIEVE IN THE ZUUTINY! apparently finds much hilarity here... thanks;)
I have no idea what happened before--blogspot ate the blog or something... I haven't been watching Springer much at all lately, so I just wasn't inclined to fix it. But it started bugging me more, so now it's fixed... I hope.

Monday, March 25, 2002

Sittin' & Thinkin' links here.

Wednesday, March 20, 2002

Turned to catch the end of Springer--

Lady: I don't have trouble finding a man--I like a man like George W. Bush! [Jimmy and another security guy stand up, saluting] Audience: [stands up] U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A!

Thursday, March 14, 2002

JERRY JERRY JERRY...

"Hillbilly Court"

::laughs:: There's a pig pushing the red carpet out:)

::laughs more:: They have courtroom lecterns onstage;)

"The case of... A Roll in the Hey, You're Not My Wife!"

Twins, one of them says the other pretended to be her to sleep with her husband.

Kristi: Just because I'm not tied down [having a husband]-- The other one: I *like* being tied down--[stops and makes a 'ohhh, I can't believe I said that...' face] Audience: OOOOOOOO!!!!! [laughs and laughs]

Awwww, Todd isn't the other twin's type... he's having the audience chant 'whore whore whore!';)

[---story change---]

Chuck's wife stole his teeth and his toupee when she left.

His wife says she paid for the teeth and the hair, so they belong to her.

"The case of... The Ruthless, the Toothless, and the Rug!"

Jerry: We have a resident expert on baldness... Audience: STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE!!

Steve rubbed the guy's head;)

The guy looks a lot better with his teeth, but without the wig.

::laughs:: They put the wig on Steve...

[---story change---]

This girl's mother-in-law stole the girl's stripping clothes.

"The case of... The Flaming Thong!"

Jerry: This *is* the Jerry Springer Show... the stripper always wins.

((::comes back from being afk and away from tv, too))

[---Q&A---]

Someone in the audience wants the guy without the teeth to 'take it off';) Yay.

::laughs and hugs the guy:: He's cool...

::boggles:: Richard boinged him:>

A guy in the audience looks like Bruce Vilanch... only... smaller...

Bruce is cool, for note. He had his mother on his show. She's cool, too.

[---Steve and the pig onstage---]

The pig is playing the piano;)

Saturday, March 09, 2002

Heya. Hi to my 32 Italian hits. Hallo to the 3 from Bahrain.

Friday, March 08, 2002

There, a new poll is up.
Yay! It works!

Now I just need to start posting again, heh.
Why. Isn't. It. Working?
Please work?
Arg...
Nope, didn't work that time... maybe this time?
I'm trying to add a comments system; hmm...